THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY WORTH ANOTHER ONE HUNDRED PAGES OF JOHN BUFFOONERY.

I CAN INTERACT WITH THE GAME??!! 

TT, what are you doing. 

John is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure.

You find your missing STACK FETCH MODUS, and quickly reapply it to your SYLLADEX. You can now opt for either the STACK or QUEUE modus any time.

You toggle between your FETCH MODI with gleeful abandon.

I just screeched very loudly.

It looks like your DAD is leaving again for more baking supplies. You’re relieved to have the house to yourself again, if only for a few minutes.

You just hope he doesn’t notice the MAGIC CHEST on the roof. Or all the shit you threw out the window, for that matter.

I was going to say that anybody with eyes would notice it but then—

I REMEMBERED.