DEFINITELY A GIRL.

She seems pretty excitable! Or maybe it’s just because it’s John’s birthday?? Which reminds me: she actually remembered to wish John happy birthday! Unlike someone else… I am looking at you, TG and TT… Well, to be fair, I have no idea if TT knows about it, if she did she didn’t mention it anyway. 

Wait, don’t go! I wanted to see you and John to interact! Waaaaait, she stayed connected from 16:34 to 16:56?? Does that mean she just stood there staring at her screen waiting for his reply? Or just that she was online? Who knows.

In which TG gives us further confirmation that:

  1. The kids all know each other.
  2. He is indeed a douche, because he knows what day today is.

How do you break your leg on a puppy?!

It seems this is just how they roll, insulting each other. Which is what strong friendships are based on, if you ask me. This guy will turn out to be the dorkiest of all, won’t he? 

ARE WE SERIOUSLY DOING THIS RIGHT NOW

Also, what a cute browser theme, in stark contrast to that horrible wallpaper.

You decide to space out on the computer for a while before doing anything important.

You open the TYPHEUS web browser and direct it to what is indisputably the most amazing website ever created.

We do not need to space out anymore, John.

BUT ARE WE SERIOUSLY DOING THIS RIGHT NOW