You try to get a gander through the KITCHEN WINDOW, but you can’t see a whole lot! It seems your DAD has been doing so much baking, the glass has steamed up.

God he is so weird.

HOW MANY CAKES IS HE GONNA BAKE??!

SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN!

But you can see what’s on the table just beside the window. It looks like the mail is there! Included among it is a RED PACKAGE, some BILLS, your DAD’S PDA, and an envelope that appears to be suspiciously labeled with the SBURB LOGO. Could it be???

YES, THAT’S IT. TAKE IT JOHN! TAKE THE GODDAMN PACKAGE AND LET’S START PLAYING ALREADY!

Unfortunately, the window is locked.

I am trying to stay calm, I really am. It’s just

USE THE DAMNED DOOR AND GET IT OVER WITH

WHO CARES IF YOU MEET YOUR DAD??!!

WHO CARES IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE A FREAKY CLOWN I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT AT THIS POINT WHY IS JOHN SO SET ON AVOIDING HIM *takes deep breath* Please get it over with.