TT IS SASSY AS FUCK, I APPROVE.

John surprises me by making a joke that actually manages to make me laugh.

You are a filthy liar, John. You have not even attempted to get to the mail, much to my chagrin. 

…She should be the one saying ‘gotcha’, you big nerd.

Aww, they seem close. She even figured out he was wearing that abomination, and this only speaks to how many times she has caught him with that thing on.

I’m officially in love with this pesterlog.