“The moon’s an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun.” -Mark Twain

You are almost certain Mark Twain said that.

Nope, that’s Shakespeare. And no, I have not just looked it up on Wikiquote, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m just that cultivated.

GAMEBRO MAGAZINE IS FIRE-RESISTANT

You examine the SACRED URN containing your departed NANNA’S ASHES.

When your father gives her portrait a wistful glance now and then, you can tell it brings back painful memories. A tall bookshelf. A ladder. An unabridged COLONEL SASSACRE’S.

He never wants to talk about it.

When I lamented the lack of other family members, I meant I wanted to see living family members. With all due respect to dead grandma, of course. 

Also, I was going to say he would have surely broken that urn sooner or later but 

Yeah, nevermind.