TG knows it’s John’s birthday but didn’t say anything (ಠ╭╮ಠ)

Really??!! You usually find beverages in the fridge, red text kid. Furthermore… fucking Christmas?? What, does he live in a desert or something? Assuming they’re a him, which I’m almost sure of.

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT PEE

Okay, but JOOOHN. That was rude. He was so happy about that apple juice, and you had to go and ruin it for him. 

John’s rudeness aside, they seem to be on very friendly terms, what with the nonchalant pee talking and all. I’m glad.