This is… really different from what I was expecting?? Also

• why does he have three frontal teeth??
• his nose is missing
• HIS ARMS ARE MISSING
• …honey, when was the last time you have been to an hairdresser?
• WHY AM I COMPLAINING SO MUCH IF IT IS ONLY THE FIRST PAGE??

…. I’m gonna just ignore the fact that he apparently is getting a name only now.