Now we meet Dirk Strider!

From the chat logs he’s about the only one I like. He uses lovely grammar and punctuation, he’s a nice guy, he isn’t crass, and he’s pretty straightforward, which is a nice change of pace. 

But he likes puppets. Why can’t we be free of the fucking puppets? Also he appears to be some kind of furry.

Anyway, he’s cool like Dave, but less insecure about it. Which makes sense, because, y'know, Dave was raised by bro/Dirk, and that had to screw with him something terrible. I mean, the guy appears to have a sexual attraction to humanized animals and fuzzy toys, so of course Dave is going to be constantly insisting that the puppet thing is totally ironic.