God, guys, I feel so dumb for not realizing that the trolls might be fucking with John and trying to get him screwed over or killed. I mean, they're trolls. It’s right there in the name. I hope I’m not this optimistic and trusting in real life or I’m in for a world of hurt. Also, wtf John, why were you so trusting? I hope that doesn’t get you hurt later on. Like of course you’re not supposed to just jump way ahead and kill some big monster in its sleep. 

And apparently now Dave can time travel? And has arms and is tall? I’m actually more concerned with the tall thing than the time travel. 

I’m concerned for alternative timeline Rose. I hope she’s not stuck out there in some hellscape. I can’t even deal with the alternate timeline stuff right now, too much is going on. Damn.