Meat Liveblog p1

God DAMN I missed the text commands in Candy. I did not even realize how much I missed them until they really came back. 

I’m guessing they’re a signifier of Canon? I think we lost them all throughout Candy, except when Dirk killed himself, which according to him was the only canonical action in that. 

In some places the narration is really weird. Because like. We have seen official art of Calliope and we know her face is not permanently grinning. We know she has expressions even though her face is skull like. Are we supposed to take this as evidence that John sucks at interpreting her expressions, or that all the other art wasn’t accurate? 

I do not always like Jake but I LOVE JAKE RIGHT HERE. Hell yes Jake. Shut Dirk down. No wonder Dirk wound up being a dick to Jake when Jake is owning him publicly like this.

I know this is the Epilogue where Davekat is canon but my brain immediately went There is no heterosexual explanation for this.

So apparently John choosing to leave canon means that Dave is less of a milquetoast on the subject of Jane’s xenophobia?

So the Insane Clown Posse presidents were secretly foreshadowing Trump. Who would have thought.