Candy liveblog p7

Oh thank god. This was getting absolutely insufferable. And I had been wondering if Aradia would show up, considering her love for corpse parties. At least for an Alternian troll it’s reasonable and not gross and narcissistic.

I love Sollux so much. I hope he doesn’t start arguing that the American civil war was about states’ rights.

NEVER STOP BEING LIKE THIS, ARADIA! And also please don’t claim that women who wear short skirts were asking for it. 

God there’s a huge wall of pink and I’m so sick of Roxy being a shitty person I don’t think I can bear to read it.

Alt!Calliope is metal as fuck, I love her so much.

And then we cut from her entrance to John’s kid’s birthday party. S i g h.

I hear non-Hussie writers are saying that this wasn’t written so they could harvest the anguish of fans but seriously, what other explanation is there?