Candy liveblog pshit I lost count

Y’all didn’t tell me it got this real and now I’m real upset. I feel so called out right now. I came here to have a good time, and I knew I wasn’t going to because I saw the discourse, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now. 

Uuuuugh I hate this so much you guys. So. Much. I haven’t spoiled myself completely but I know Dirk is Not Good and it is such a colossal disappointment because Dave getting to bond with a version of his abuser who loved him unconditionally and was just good was so meaningful, and it should be awesome that Dave gets to go talk to Dirk, who is gay and confident in his gayness. And yet. 

I hate Jane so fucking much.

Wait a second. Were the commands missing this whole time? This is the first time I noticed one. Everything else was just normal prose, right? 

Also he’s gonna kill himself and I am not okay with that. And I’m super not okay with Ascend being used like that.