Candy Liveblog p4

Fuck Jane and also apparently fuck Dirk? but this is really sweet somehow. Like under everything they’re still friends who trust each other. Dirk is a massive asshole and they’re both apparently genocidal, but there’s something left of the people we cared about way back when.

This epilogue sure does involve a lot of women hitting on/borderline sexually assaulting guys who are in relationships with other guys. I mean, Jake sounds poly and Dirk did just fuck off on them, but still. It’s happened twice, and like Dirk being decapitated, that’s sort of a lot.

SIR. You are literally GODS. What is happening in this world???

I love these guys so much. Also Swifer. My new fave.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I hate this. I mean I like Vriska and I’m excited to see her again, but my girls. :( 

If you aren’t truly heroic or truly villainous don’t you like…not die?? You just come right back?