AH MY GOD IT’S DIRK HOLY SHIT IT’S DIRK AND THAT’S DEFINITELY YALDABAOTH or probably a busted up statue of him, which makes more sense, but I will hope until disproven.

And then it ends and I go D: 

This makes me wonder if John and Dirk will consult a denizen to find out how to fix this situation. Yaldabaoth would make sense, since he’s been Significant lately, but it looks like John’s planet is intact and John is still alive and present, so maybe Typheus.